When I have my own wifi it will be called ‘Albus Dumbledore’ and the password will be ‘I didn’t kill you’ and whoever gets it will gain access to my wifi.
- Mum: Go to bed!
- Me: But...
- Mum: Bed!
- Me: But Matt Smith!
- Mum: Fine whatever stay up I don't care.
Explaing 'Shipping' to my friend.
- Me: It stand for 'One True Pairing.' basically, it means that they're my favorite ship.
- Friend: You're favorite boat?....
- Me: No, I mean, Ship...like...I ship them. 'A ship' is a couple or a 'pairing'. Like relation-SHIP
- Friend: *You are a crazy person look* So 'shipping' is...
- Me: Like......I want them to be together in the show/book/movie I'm watching/reading.
- Friend: Why would you want them to be together? It's already written! You can't change it!
- Me: Because some pairings are so beautiful you want to add on to the already written cannon.
- Friend: But what if a 'ship' isn't cannon?
- Me: ............You're tortured.
- Me: Slowly.
- Me: Painfully.
- Me: Crying as you watch your favorite ship break up and date other characters.
- Me: And...then you die.
- Friend: I'm sorry I didn't mean to make you cry.
Reblog if tumblr is your Mind Palace.
And everytime you log on you’re like: 
So at first The Doctor who Official blog was all like “Meh. We are only going to reblog POPULAR stuff from now on.”
Then I sent a message all like
“Oi! That’s not cool. Because then you are judging on popularity, not quality.”
Then they were all like
“Ok. Good point. IT’S A CELEBRATION OF QUALITY, PEOPLES!”
And I’m all like:
I NOW HAVE POWER OVER THE DOCTOR WHO OFFICIAL BLOG…I CAN BEND THEM TO MY WILL MUWHAHAHAAHA!”
